Little Sam Returns
More US political satire and humor featuring Little Sam spilling the beans from the White House. Watch for each episode’s school blackboard.
Macron goes tête-à-tête with Trump – all because of Little Sam.
TEACHER
Nice to see you back at school, Sam. I know you were in hiding after that media release in the last episode. Did Trumpy realise it was you who let the cat out of the bag ?
LITTLE SAM
No ! He’s even dumber than I thought, so I’m getting more sneaky and tech-savvy.
I bugged a phone call between Uncle Donald and the French president who had seen the release. You’ll love this.
Scoop Sam has done it again !
MACRON
Bonjour Monsieur Trump, this is Emmanuel Macron calling to object to the last Adventures of Little Sam episode.
TRUMP
What’s the problem Macaroni ? By the way, how come you are a French president with an Italian pasta name ? You sound like a culinary crisis !
MACRON
I object to you stealing French inspiration for your grotesque Triumphal Arch and all the other things you are planning. You are dragging French culture down to your crass, tasteless level.
TRUMP
Bad luck Frenchie ! As a matter of fact, we have a sewage farm in New York called Flushing Meadows. I want to turn it into a tennis court just like your Roland-Garros, because those courts look like sewage. That’s not tasteless !
MACRON
You have a shitty sense of humor ! You are weird.
TRUMP
Call me weird ! Any race that eats snails and frogs’ legs has got to be a pack of sickos.
And by the way, I will double the tariff on your Champagne. We are a making a much better bubbly to be called Trumpagne. It will make yours taste like camel piss by comparison.
MACRON
You must be a sicko if you know what camel piss tastes like.
TRUMP
OK smart ass.
MACRON
I was offended by your faux pas about the “Statue of Puberty”.
TRUMP
I was duped by a French speechwriter. It was a clear inference about my dubious association with Jeffrey Epstein.
I’m in more trouble than Lance Armstrong at a Tour de France reunion.
MACRON
Pleased to hear it. Tu es un imbécile. Au revoir.