Little Sam In Hiding After Exposing Trump’s Statue Of Puberty
More US political satire and humor featuring Little Sam spilling the beans from the White House. Watch for each episode’s school blackboard.
Trump’s plan for a Triumphal Arch - AND MORE - not triumphant ideas.
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Parlez-vous français ? Do you speak French ? Oui, je parle français !
Parlez-vous trumpais ? Do you speak Trump ? Give me a break. Go away !
So ! Donald Trump plans an arch inspired by Paris’s Arc de Triomphe !
It’s likely to be called the ‘Triumphal Arch’. How (un)wonderfully akin to ‘Trump’s Arch’ which it will doubtless be called.
Q. Is there no end to the ego of Donald Trump ?
A. No !
A secret source from within the White House (alias Sam the Sleuth) has revealed Trump’s (hitherto private) plans to take the French influence to extremes.
~ Pennsylvania Avenue is to be renamed the Trumps-Élysées.
~ The Potomac River is to be renamed the Inseine River. (A Trumpian goof)
Additionally, Trump plans a replica of the Eiffel Tower, to be called the ‘Offal Tower’ (another Trumpian goof) in recognition of America’s intestinal fortitude over its 250-year history.
Trump even managed to speak en français - as written by a French speechwriter (now unemployed) .
Here is the recording:
Je suis Donald Trump, le pire président des États-Unis de toute leur histoire vieille de 250 ans.
La Statue de la Puberté nous a été offerte par la France et, comme vous le savez, j’ai toujours eu une fascination pour - euh… enfin… vous voyez ce que je veux dire.
En retour, je veux honorer la France en apportant des ajouts inspirés de Paris et en procédant à des changements de noms un peu partout en ville.
Which translates to:
I am Donald Trump, the worst president of the United States in its 250-year history.
The Statue of Puberty was given to us by France, and as you know, I have always had a fascination with - err, umm - you know what I mean.
In return, I want to honour France by making Paris-inspired additions and name changes around town.