White House media release ‘TRUMP DEAD’ stirs up frenzy across US, Iran and …
Nice try Melania !
In an exclusive interview, Melania Trump explains that despite her husband’s tough-guy exterior, he is just a sensitive old softie underneath.
According to Melania, “Only last week, he contrived a media release saying he was dead. He wanted to watch on TV the outpouring of grief the tragic news would cause. He expected mass, uncontrollable weeping and tear-drenched streets across America.
“I think it was an ego thing that drove him to do it.
“But to his horror, he was devastated to see a frenzy of rejoicing in the streets everywhere. He immediately called in the National Guard to shoot any reveller on the spot.
“He is such a sensitive soul. He just takes things so personally.
“When he saw celebrations in cities across Iran, he was heartbroken. After everything he had done for them, freeing them from the hideous regime of that terrible Ali Khamenei. Poor Donald kept saying over and over, ‘How ungrateful. How ungrateful.’
“He picked up the phone and ordered missile strikes on all offending cities. The death toll ran into tens of thousands. My dear Donald said, ‘That’ll teach them to be grateful to me in future.’
“I think this has something to do with narcissism, which sounds nice doesn’t it?
“Wall Street rallied, making amazing gains. Donald abstained from retaliatory action, and did not bomb the exchange because his share values were skyrocketing.” said Melania in closing.
“I think I am going to die more often”, Donald apparently told Melania.
When Donald Trump was later asked to explain the ‘Trump Dead’ White House media release, he explained the Melania interview was a complete fabrication on her part.
“She was just trying to improve my image which needs no improving.” he said. “All this proves that you never believe anything that comes out of the White House unless I have said it. But always remember, there’s a sucker born every minute, and you could be one.”