Trump’s Great Balls Of Fire Could Blow FBI Cover
Enough to drive him nuts.
Image: Wikipedia – A 2025 statue created by activists to protest Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein’s relationship
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We’ve heard that Trump’s testicles talk to each other.
“Don’t waste your time with petty Epstein-linked accusations - I’m far too busy screwing over America. That’s a big job,” Trump said to the media throng.
Trump’s testicles were heard chuckling. The left one said to the right, “Between you and me, we could blow his FBI cover. Great balls of fire! Besides, Epstein is why he started the Iran war - to divert attention.”
“Another distraction is the new White House Ballroom being built in our honour,” said the right one. “What a great erection it will be. It will do us proud! He sure knows how to rise to the occasion.”
Highly sensitive media microphones caught the dialogue, which Trump brushed off as a cocked-up conspiracy.