Trump’s Embryonic General Knowledge Revealed
When God handed out ignorance, he gave Donald a giant dose.
DOWNUNDER DISPATCH: LAUGH OR CRY
Little Sam brings an all-revealing 10-question quiz to school.
TEACHER
Good morning, Sam. What do you have there?
LITTLE SAM
I swiped this quiz Uncle Donald answered and left on the dining table. I don’t think he is very smart, but I already knew that.
Here it is:
Who said, “Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.”?
Some loser.
Who said, “Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.”?
Some other loser.
When did women’s suffrage begin?
Women have suffered all through history – and that’s OK in my opinion. It’s a pity they ever got the right to vote.
Who said, “Here’s looking at you, kid.”?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Why was Richard Nixon impeached?
Because he was unlucky and got caught.
Who said, “Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”?
What wall?
Who said, “I have a dream …”?
Martin fucking Luther fucking King fucking Junior.
Who said, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”?
Beats me. But it sounds like he was smoking one of those funny cigarettes.
Can you name Donald Duck’s three nephews?
Groucho, Chico and Harpo.
When, where and by whom was the first McDonald’s restaurant opened?
In 1940 in San Bernardino, California by Richard and Maurice McDonald - God bless them.
TEACHER
So, he only got two correct answers out of 10 - McDonald’s and Martin Luther King. Although, he was probably right about Jeffrey Epstein – he would know.