Trump’s Brain Bound For The Smithsonian
"This is the brain that belonged to Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States …
DOWNUNDER DISPATCH: LAUGH OR CRY
Little Sam: This is strictly off the record.
TEACHER
You have a very mischievous look about you this morning, Sam.
LITTLE SAM
I have a friend who has a friend who has a friend whose dad works at the Smithsonian. He got into his dad’s email account and found this about my Uncle Donald’s brain. Don’t tell anybody or I’ll be dead meat.
Here it is:
The Smithsonian Institute has requested consent from President Donald J. Trump that after his death, his brain be extracted for preservation and prominent enshrinement at the Institute.
Mr Trump understands the accompanying plaque would read as follows:
This is the brain that belonged to Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States, universally accepted as the greatest president in history, the likes of which nobody has ever seen before, and will never see again.
The president enthusiastically accepted the request. He is said to be overjoyed that his remarkable gray matter will be glorified ad infinitum.
The president is also delighted with the intended plaque inscription - which he personally wrote.
However, in reality, the actual plaque will read as follows:
This is the brain that belonged to Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States, universally accepted as the greatest schmuck to ever occupy the Oval Office.
PS: President Trump is however, a little concerned about how he will manage taking over control of Heaven without a brain.
TEACHER
He is managing the presidency without a ‘functional brain’ shall we say, so I couldn’t imagine there would be a problem.
LITTLE SAM
If Uncle Donald goes to Heaven, the system is totally screwed. I’m gonna be a real bad sinner and be sure of going to Hell.