Little Sam Tells a Secret

More US political satire and humor featuring Little Sam spilling the beans from the White House. Watch for each episode’s school blackboard.

Trump’s brain bound for the Smithsonian.

TEACHER
You have a very mischievous look about you this morning, Sam.

LITTLE SAM
I have a friend who has a friend who has a friend whose dad works at the Smithsonian. He got into his dad’s email account and found this about my Uncle Donald’s brain. Don’t tell anybody or I’ll be dead meat.

Here it is:

The Smithsonian Institute has requested consent from President Donald J. Trump that after his death, his brain be extracted for preservation and prominent enshrinement at the Institute.

Mr Trump understands the accompanying plaque would read as follows:

This is the brain that belonged to Donald J. Trump, 45^th and 47^th President of the United States, universally accepted as the greatest president in history, the likes of which nobody has ever seen before, and will never see again.

The president enthusiastically accepted the request. He is said to be overjoyed that his remarkable gray matter will be glorified ad infinitum.

He is also delighted with the intended plaque inscription - which he personally wrote himself.

However, in reality, the actual plaque will read as follows:

This is the brain that belonged to Donald J. Trump, 45^th and 47^th President of the United States, universally accepted as the greatest schmuck to ever occupy the Oval Office.

Unbeknownst to the president, the feature will be displayed, fittingly enough, within the anthropology section.

PS: President Trump is however, a little concerned about how he will manage taking over control of Heaven without a brain.

TEACHER
If he found out about this, he’d come back to earth with one hell of a Trump thump.