Trump Orders GM To Re-Introduce 1957 Chevy Bel Air In New MAGA Push
He wants to take America back to the great days when gas was so cheap that fuel consumption didn’t matter.
TEACHER
What has got into your head Sam? Why would you want a gas-guzzling 1957 Chevy? And what does it have to do with MAGA?
LITTLE SAM
Uncle Donald has ordered General Motors to begin mass-production of the 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air - again. He says it will put Detroit back on the map as the world epicentre of car manufacturing. It’s all about MAGA, he says.
TEACHER
I have a feeling he is trying to divert attention away from the Strait of Hormuz oil crisis – in a very strange way.
LITTLE SAM
He says he wants to take America back to the great days when gas was so cheap that fuel consumption didn’t matter. Great big cars with powerful V8 engines were the symbol of America as the world’s leader in absolutely everything. I swear, that’s what he said.
And he reckons the 1957 Chevy Bel Air was the best. He showed me photos with all the flashy chrome and big tailfins and two colours of paint. They look really cool and I want one when I’m old enough to drive.
TEACHER
You would not be able to afford all the gas it would guzzle.
LITTLE SAM
But Uncle Donald says when he takes over Iran and Venezuela, everything’s gonna be great and gas will be dirt cheap.
TEACHER
(Attempts to speak, but too dumbfounded to find words)