Trump loses the plot that he never possessed in the first place

Unhinged, deranged, erratic – and these are his better points.

DOWNUNDER DISPATCH: LAUGH OR CRY
We hear that Little Sam takes heed of gossip about his Uncle Donald’s sanity.

TEACHER
Today’s lesson is about idioms. These are phrases that don’t really make sense, but lots of people use and understand them.

For example, to ‘spill the beans’ means to tell a secret.

Little Sam, can you use some idioms and spill the beans about your Uncle Donald?

LITTLE SAM
I heard someone say that my Uncle Donald had lost his marbles.
So, I decided to be a good boy and look for them - but I couldn’t find them anywhere.
I said, “Sorry Uncle Donald, but I couldn’t find your missing marbles anywhere.”
He said, “Watch it kid or I’ll have you locked up.”

Then I heard someone say that my Uncle Donald was a sandwich short of a picnic.
So, I decided to be a good boy, and I made him a peanut butter sandwich.
I said, “Uncle Donald, here’s the sandwich you are short of, for your picnic.”
He said, “Watch it kid or I’ll have you deported.”

Then I got a screw driver and took it to him.
I said, “Uncle Donald, I got you this to tighten your loose screws that people are talking about.”
He said, “Watch it kid or I’ll nuke you.”

Then I heard someone say that my Uncle Donald is off his rocker.
But he doesn’t have a rocking chair, so he couldn’t have fallen off.
So, I ordered one on Amazon anyway.
I hope he doesn’t fall off it because he is getting old and senile.

As a matter of fact, I think he has gone crazy.