Trump Furious That a “Dog” Woman Democrat Won In Florida
Donald’s attitude toward women lives in infamy
Emily Gregory. Image from campaign website.
Donald Trump is outraged that a woman Democrat has taken the deep-red seat
where his Mar-a-Lago palace is located.
It is not clear whether he is more upset about the winner being a Democrat or a
“dog” as he has been quoted in reference to women.
Trump fired a GOP henchman who failed to carry out his orders to damage Emily Gregory’s reputation ahead of the election in Florida’s 87th House District.
He reportedly told an insider, “I knew she was a risk - attractive, intelligent, a good speaker and very popular in the community. These Democrat women are just too smart.
“I told the henchman to put out fake news to ruin her campaign, but he forgot.
I told him to say:
That she is a reformed hooker with some nasty diseases.
That she is an unreformed heroin addict.
That she spent six years in Russia as Vladimir Putin’s mistress and is now a Russian spy.
That her first two husbands both died in mysterious circumstances.
That she is under investigation for tax evasion.
“We cannot allow the Democrats to keep running women candidates. They must be stopped with dirt campaigns like this one - otherwise, we will have a sea of blue,” said the illustrious President of the United States.