Trump continues to display serious need for speech therapy – and a lobotomy
The Precedent of the Yoonited Shhtates has some issues. We know that!
DOWNUNDER DISPATCH: LAUGH OR CRY
Apparently, Little Sam took his worries about Uncle Donald to school.
LITTLE SAM
Teacher, I am really worried. I just read my Uncle Donald’s latest post on Truth Social. It’s scary:
“The Yoonited Shhtates hearby declares war on all the countrees that I, Donald Trump cannot say propperly, UNLESS these rogue natioins agree to pronounce their names MY WAY. You know who you are, you scumbags.
Whole civilisations will die tonight, never to be brought back again if you don’t agree by 9.00 pm Washington time tonight.
I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will if you don’t agree to change your lingwisticks.
To be pacific, these countries are Nam-beeyah, Tanzay-neeyuh, Thigh-land, Nipple, Button, Vennez-weella and even Shy-naah.”
TEACHER
That’s terrible. I think he means Namibia, Tanzania, Thailand, Nepal, Bhutan, Venezuela and China.
But how do they know he is talking about them, let alone agree by the deadline?
He needs a speech therapist - and a lobotomy.
LITTLE SAM
Maybe my Uncle Donald is smart after all. If he eradicates these countries, he won’t have to worry about getting laughed at for saying their names wrong, because they won’t exist anymore.
But he’ll probably chicken out as usual.