Little Sam Saves Millions Of Lives
Now he is an international superhero.
Trump geographically embarrassed.
LITTLE SAM
Good morning Teacher. I am really worried. I just read my Uncle Donald’s latest post on Truth Social. It’s scary:
“ The Yoonited Shhtates hearby declares war on all the countrees that I, Donald J. Trump cannot say proppelly, UNLESS these rogue natioins agree to pronounce their names MY WAY. You know who you are, you scumbags.
Whole civilisations will die tonight, never to be brought back again if you don’t agree by 9.00 pm Washington time tonight.
I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will if you don’t agree to change your lingwhisticks.
To be pacific, these countries are Nam-beeyah, Tanzay-neeyuh, Thigh-land, Nipple, Button, Vennez-weella and even Shy-naah.”
TEACHER
That’s terrible. I think he means Namibia, Tanzania, Thailand, Nepal, Bhutan, Venezuela and China.
If you can organise a good speech therapist really quickly, we could save millions of lives.
LITTLE SAM
I’ll go home to the White House straight away and get it organised.
News update:
Little Sam arranged Trump’s linguistic transformation before the 9.00pm deadline, and the threat was withdrawn. Sam is now an international superhero.