Treasury Advises Trump: Your Face on Dollar Bills Would Lead to Wastage as Toilet Paper
A royal flush for the KING
Not satisfied with just his signature on the new $100 bill, Donald Trump has pushed for his face to replace Benjamin Franklin.
He has also been pushing to be ‘glorified’ on bills of all denominations.
But Treasury advised Trump against the idea, saying, “In these difficult economic times, it would be too tempting for people to flush $100 bills as shitty toilet paper. Families could go hungry, just for the satisfaction of rubbing your face in it.”
Trump took heed of the economic advice, so Benjamin Franklin - and others - are safe, we think.