Question: Does Trump’s brain know what his mouth is doing?
Answer: An evil mind manifests in many ways.
DOWNUNDER DISPATCH: LAUGH OR CRY
Little Sam scores two black eyes for telling the truth
TEACHER
Hello Little Sam. I want to talk about your Uncle Donald and why so many people around the world, and especially in America, think he is an idiotic, moronic, unhinged narcissist with a mouth like a loose cannon.
When he speaks, I wonder if his brain knows what his mouth is doing.
Your uncle is a master at destroying the English language. He has given the word mispronunciation a whole new dimension.
But even the best-educated people are realising there simply are not the words or expressions in the English language to describe this indescribable president – not just because of his poor English, but because of his appalling behaviour.
Apart from calling him mentally deranged, people try really hard with words and phrases like:
Bewildering ambiguity, self-contradiction, incoherence, inconsistency, blatant backflipping, cunning manipulation, deception, lies, fabrications, bullying tactics, evil character assassinations, gaslighting, gross exaggeration, baseless predictions, conspiracy claims, convenient omission of facts, denigration of anybody who disagrees with him, and total disregard for the value of human life.
But none of these descriptions seem enough to adequately cut through.
I think people’s overwhelmed minds are being numbed out with disbelief and fear for what might happen. It’s like a mass hypnosis imposed by this power-crazed maniac. But let’s not forget how much he is hated.
I hope this hasn’t offended you, Little Sam.
LITTLE SAM
Not at all, teacher. As a matter of fact, I crept into the Oval Office yesterday and I hid.
He didn’t hear me groan when he said he was more worried about the stock market crashing if he dropped nuclear bombs on Iran, than the millions of people who would die.
But when I heard him say “Iranians are maniacs and you can’t let maniacs have nuclear weapons,” I burst out laughing and he heard me.
That’s why I’ve got these two black eyes today. Or maybe it was because I called him an overgrown school bully.
Anyway, he belted me right in front of George Washington, which wasn’t very respectful to George or me.
That’s my unprecedential Uncle Donald for you – haha!