Little Sam Apologizes
More U.S. political satire and comedy featuring Little Sam spilling the beans from the White House. Watch for each episode’s school blackboard.
Some family trees produce more nuts than fruit.
TEACHER
Good morning Sam. I’m really upset today. I want to talk about your Uncle Donald, but I just can’t find the words to describe him. He’s indescribable.
He’s an unhinged, delusional nutcase.
He’s a narcissistic megalomaniac.
He’s a power-crazed fascist.
He’s a cunning, manipulative liar.
He’s a warmonger with no regard for human life.
He’s evil, dangerous and reckless.
He’s shamelessly corrupt and immoral.
He has no regard for the truth and honesty.
He delights in gross exaggeration and baseless predictions.
He denigrates anybody who disagrees with him.
He loves character assassination, bullying and cruel fabrication.
He profiteers from his stock market manipulation.
And there is the association with Jeffrey Epstein and the FBI files fiasco to muddy the waters even more.
Donald J. Trump President of the United States is destroying this country.
LITTLE SAM
Seems to me you found the words OK!
WITH THAT, THE TEACHER BROKE OWN AND WEPT PROFUSELY.
LITTLE SAM
Here’s some Kleenex for $10 a tissue – only joking!
I’m really sorry, but it’s not my fault he’s my uncle.