Little Sam Warns The UN
More US political satire and humor featuring Little Sam spilling the beans from the White House. Watch for each episode’s school blackboard.
Trump upgraded by UN from ‘political problem’ to ‘hypersensitive maniac’.
TEACHER
You look worried. What’s wrong ?
LITTLE SAM
When Uncle Donald got back from New York after the NBA Finals, he was in a really bad mood.
Poor Melania had a bad time putting up with him. I’ve got their bedroom bugged - which can be very interesting sometimes – but that’s another story.
I missed the start, but here’s my recording of their dust-up:
MELANIA
But you told ze reporterz da crowd cheered you - but zey booed you.
TRUMP
I know they booed me. Do you think I’m an idiot ?
MELANIA
Do I haff to anzer dat kvestion ?
TRUMP
Did you expect me to say, “Yes, they really booed the piss out of me big time. It just goes to show most people hate my guts, especially since I screwed up my war with Iran and sent the price of gas and everything else through the fucking roof.”
MELANIA
Vell, dat iz da vucking truth izn’t it ?
TRUMP
Listen to me woman. I deserve tremendous respect because I’m a real tough guy. Where’s the love ? The best way to prove my supremacy is to blow up entire countries with all those fantastic nuclear bombs that make me the greatest commander in chief of the most wonderful armed forces in the world.
Nobody humiliates Donald Trump and expects me to take it lying down.
Whole civilizations will die, never to be brought back again. That’ll stop these rogues like Iran with their pathetic nuclear ambitions, dead in their tracks.
I mean business, which reminds me – I better sell all my shares before the big stock market crash-kaboom.
LITTLE SAM
I got really scared, so I sent the recording to the United Nations Secretary-General. Turn on the TV – he is going to make an announcement now.
SECRETARY-GENERAL
The United Nations respectfully requests that large crowds refrain from expressing disapproval of President Trump. Current intelligence suggests this may be safer for humanity. The threat of nuclear devastation is very real, given the mental instability of President Trump.
TEACHER
The United Nations will upgrade Trumpy from ‘political problem’ to ‘hypersensitive maniac’.
LITTLE SAM
I’m shitting myself.