Little Sam Overhears JD: “Have you been eating those magic mushrooms again ?”
More US political satire and humor featuring Little Sam spilling the beans from the White House. Watch for each episode’s school blackboard.
Keep them in the dark and feed them bullshit.
TEACHER
You are very late this morning, Sam.
LITTLE SAM
I have a really, truly good excuse, believe me.
When I was leaving the White House to come to school, there were some men snooping around the garden.
They said, “We’re from the Federal Bureau of Mushroomology. Our forensic psychologists think the President has been eating magic mushrooms. It’s the only explanation for his behavior.
“His night-time rantings about Iran on Truth Social are a major concern. We can’t let mushrooms destroy civilizations and cause economic catastrophe. Global stability hangs in the balance by a thread of mushroom stalks.”
Apparently, the last straw was when Uncle Donald threatened to kidnap the Iranian negotiating team in Switzerland, if the Strait of Hormuz was not reopened.
They asked me if I had noticed any unusual night-time behaviour by the president and I said, “Are you kidding?” But I did say that every night when the grandfather clock strikes midnight, I see Uncle Donald with a flashlight right down at the end of the garden, and I pointed there.
We found a big wooden box with the words ‘The American People’ on the lid. We opened it and there were heaps of weird looking mushrooms. I guess ‘The American People’ means keep them in the dark and feed them bullshit.
I had always wondered why we keep a bull on a great big chain. I just thought it was ‘cos Trumpy likes bullshit so much.
Then we were in trouble. Uncle Donald must have seen us because he came running out, screaming and waving his hands in the air. He yelled, “What are you doing there ? You’ll disturb my pixie friends.”
Then his phone rang and it was on speaker. It was JD Vance and he was angry. He said, “Have you been eating those magic mushrooms again? You nearly derailed negotiations and you’ve made my life living hell – again. Don’t you remember telling me to use the talks to turn over a new leaf with Iran?”
Trumpy said, “Keep your voice down - you’ll upset my pixie friends.”
The mushroomologists stole a sample mushroom to take back to their laboratory.
TEACHER
What’s that funny smell coming from your lunchbox ?
LITTLE SAM
Mushrooms. I’m planning on making some really cool pixie friends, just like Uncle Donald’s.