Little Sam Nicks a Secret Memo

More US political satire and humor featuring Little Sam spilling the beans from the White House. Watch for each episode’s school blackboard.

When it comes to dozing, Trump makes CAT machinery look mediocre.

TEACHER
I see that Trumpy has been sleeping on the job a lot lately.

LITTLE SAM
Advisors in the White House are really worried about Uncle Donald dozing off all the time, mostly when he’s at his desk for meetings or special events and when the media is there. It’s embarrassing.

For his advisors, it’s not a good look, and it’s all over the news. Social media goes crazy with memes and stuff.

But everyone thinks it’s funny how ‘Sleepy Donald’ still calls old Biden ‘Sleepy Joe’.

I snuck in on a secret meeting yesterday and people had lots of ideas, but there were always problems getting in the way. There was even an insider staff memo written, and I got hold of a copy to show you.

Here’s the list of ideas for how to “undoze Donald” as they said:

Urge him to start another war to raise his adrenaline levels - BUT he apparently now finds war boring.

Confiscate his phone at midnight to avert endless sleep-depriving hours on Truth Social - BUT not even poor sex-deprived Melania would be brave enough to try that.

Wire his chair electrically for shocks to be administered by JD Vance as needed - BUT the risk is that JD holds aspirations for the presidency and could up the voltage to full bore.

Replace his blood with Diet Coke - BUT hospital apparatus with a tube running into a cannula would not be a good look in the Oval Office.

Install a sound system for canned laughter because there is nothing that scares Donald more than being laughed at - BUT it could prove too tempting when the president is actually awake and talking.

Make meetings more interesting and stimulating for the president with a backdrop of striptease artists (female) - BUT he may need to be asked to put the desk down.

LITTLE SAM
I don’t understand the last one.

TEACHER
You will when you are older.