Little Sam In Shock

“I am not naïve” he declares.

Sam was convinced old Trumpy was bisexual.

LITTLE SAM
I’ve had a shocking morning. Shock, shock, shock.

TEACHER
What happened?

LITLE SAM
I saw Uncle Donald being really nice and kind to a maid after she slipped and landed on her butt. I have never seen him care about any staff before. He is always nasty. I got a big shock when I saw him.

He rushed over to her and helped her stand up saying, “You poor pretty little thing. Are you alright?

I thought it was really nice of him to be rubbing her butt to make her feel better. I could tell she was getting better because she smiled a lot.

Wasn’t that good of him?

But when Melania walked in and saw him, she screamed at him in her own language. She was really angry. That was my second big shock.

I don’t get it. He was just applying some first aid.

TEACHER
I’m not surprised – about Melania, that is.

LITTLE SAM
Then a handsome young butler slipped and landed on his butt in the same slippery spot, and Uncle Donald yelled, “Get up, you fucking stupid bastard.”

I’m confused.

TEACHER
You are even more naïve than I thought, Sam.

LITTLE SAM
I am not naïve.

I was convinced that old Trumpy was bisexual, but that proved he is a straight heterosexual.

That was my third big shock.

TEACHER
Why did you think old Trumpy was bisexual?

LITTLE SAM
Because he likes telling men to kiss his ass.