Little Sam In Hiding
More U.S. political satire and comedy featuring Little Sam spilling the beans from the White House. Watch for each episode’s school blackboard.
Trump’s plan for a Triumphal Arch - AND MORE - not triumphant ideas.
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Parlez-vous français ? Do you speak French ? Oui, je parle français !
Parlez-vous trumpais ? Do you speak Trump ? Give me a break. Go away !
So ! Donald Trump plans an arch inspired by Paris’s Arc de Triomphe !
It’s likely to be called the ‘Triumphal Arch’. How (un)wonderfully akin to ‘Trump’s Arch’ which it will doubtless be called.
Q. Is there no end to the ego of Donald Trump ?
A. No !
A secret source from within the White House (alias Sam the Sleuth) has revealed Trump’s (hitherto private) plans to take the French influence to extremes.
~ Pennsylvania Avenue is to be renamed the Trumps-Élysées.
~ The Potomac River is to be renamed the Inseine River. (A Trumpian goof)
Additionally, Trump plans a replica of the Eiffel Tower, to be called the ‘Offal Tower’ (another Trumpian goof) in recognition of America’s intestinal fortitude over its 250-year history.
Trump even managed to speak en français - as written by a French speechwriter. (now unemployed)
Here is the recording:
Je suis Donald Trump, le pire président des États-Unis de toute leur histoire vieille de 250 ans.
La Statue de la Puberté nous a été offerte par la France et, comme vous le savez, j’ai toujours eu une fascination pour - euh… enfin… vous voyez ce que je veux dire.
En retour, je veux honorer la France en apportant des ajouts inspirés de Paris et en procédant à des changements de noms un peu partout en ville.
Which translates to:
I am Donald Trump, the worst president of the United States in its 250-year history.
The Statue of Puberty was given to us by France, and as you know, I have always had a fascination with - err, umm - you know what I mean.
In return, I want to honour France by making Paris-inspired additions and name changes around town.