Little Sam a Star Pupil
More US political satire and humor featuring Little Sam spilling the beans from the White House. Watch for each episode’s school blackboard.
Journalist calls Trump a “crock of shit” - but guess what?
TEACHER
For homework, you had to cross out every unnecessary word, intensifier, insult and absurdity on the printout of Trumpy’s last media conference.
LITTLE SAM
I did it - here it is. But I could have crossed it all out for the absurdity bit.
TRUMPI can tell you, negotiations with Iran are going tremendously well. Exactly how amazingly well is not exactly clear but an incredible historic deal will be announced soon - after I have decided not to rush into a deal. I’m no loser.
Believe me, a lot will depend so very, very much on what Iran decides to accept or not to accept which will depend massively on what steps we insist are necessary to arrive at a final proposal on American terms like you’ve never seen before.
Frankly, I might change my mind and want more changes to any final proposal
that might or might not have been agreed to by US and Iranian negotiators at any unknown place at any unknown time.
The totally incompetent Iranians will probably deny that a proposal has ever been made, and then dispute its contents. It’s an absolute catastrophic mess because these idiotic Iranians can’t get a clear answer from their supreme leader on Iran’s attitude to negotiations.
But everybody knows he doesn’t want to rush into a deal. What a loser !
JOURNALIST
Mr President, while the anxious world is wanting clear answers, you continue to talk nothing but confusing, contradictory codswallop, gibberish, gobbledygook, balderdash bunkum.
You are a crock of shit.
TRUMP
Where are you from ?
JOURNALIST
Fox News.
TRUMP
Greetings my friend !
TEACHER
What a star pupil you are, Sam.