Little Sam Calls 911

“His brain has gone all bonkers. He is suffering severe humiliation.”

Hello 911 - we have a national catastrophe. His name is Donald Trump.

TEACHER
It was inappropriate for the President of the United States to threaten Iran, a nation of 90 million, saying that unless it struck a deal, “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”

Capitulation is what happened when the president realised his bluff was not going to work. He backed down from his threat, and sheepishly agreed to a ceasefire and peace talks.

Sam, can you put inappropriate and capitulation into sentences?

LITTLE SAM
My Uncle Donald was in a really crazy mood this morning. His language was really inappropriate with heaps of F and C bombs. He couldn’t cope with the capitulation he was forced into because Iran had outsmarted him.

He was so angry, that I thought he would burst. He was going nuts.

TEACHER
That’s because of severe humiliation, and he hates to look stupid - which he is anyway.

LITTLE SAM
I heard people say he is beyond being just a narcissistic power-drunk maniac and needs serious psychological attention, probably involuntary admission into a psychiatric institution.

I don’t know what that means, but I called 911.

I said I was calling from the White House and told them the president needs serious help. I said his brain has gone all bonkers because he is suffering severe humiliation. The man just laughed and said, “We know that.”

And they didn’t come to take him away.