Humble pie on White House menu – and plenty of it

But mad Trump absurdly claims “Complete and Total Regime Change” in Iran

DOWNUNDER DISPATCH: LAUGH OR CRY
Little Sam talks about his Uncle Donald

TEACHER
It was inappropriate for the President of the United States to threaten Iran, a nation of 90 million, saying that unless it struck a deal, “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”

Capitulation is what happened when the president realised his bluff was not going to work. He backed down from his threat, and sheepishly agreed to a ceasefire and peace talks.

Little Sam, can you put inappropriate and capitulation into sentences?

LITTLE SAM
My Uncle Donald was in a really crazy mood this morning. His language was really inappropriate with heaps of F and C bombs. He couldn’t cope with the humiliating capitulation he was forced into because Iran had outsmarted him.

I heard people say he is beyond being just a narcissistic power-drunk maniac and needs serious psychological attention, probably involuntary admission into a psychiatric institution.

I agree with them. To have a nutcase like him as United States Commander-in-Chief is terrifying. He must be stripped of the presidency straight away.