Confused Trump Gets His Medical Wires Crossed

When is a physician not a physician? “Are you an electrician? I seem to have my wires crossed.”

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Houston, we have a problem. Little Sam is cracking up.

TEACHER
What’s so funny, Sam?

LITTLE SAM (Manages to talk while giggling)
Uncle Donald has some medical issues at the moment.

And there are lots of tradesmen coming to the White House for renovations.

A man came into the dining room wearing a safety vest and carrying a 4-inch angle grinder.
Uncle Donald said, “Are you the brain surgeon?”
The man said, “No, but I wish because you need serious attention.”

Then a tradesman came in carrying copper pipe and a wrench.
Uncle Donald said, “Are you the urologist? I’ve got trouble with my waterworks.”
The man sad, ”I wish because I’m a Democrat and you piss me off.”

Then a man came through carrying sheet metal cutting shears.
Uncle Donald said, “Are you the podiatrist to fix my ingrown toenails?”
The man said, “Are you here to Make America Great Again? That counts both of us out.”

Then a man walked in carrying a tape measure.
Uncle Donald said, “Are you here to see if I measure up?”
The man said, “I don’t need a tape measure to know you do not measure up as President of the United States.”

Then a man walked through carrying electric cord and conduit.
Uncle Donald said, “Are you an electrician? I seem to have my wires crossed.”
The man said, “With your reputation for blowing fuses, I wouldn’t touch you.”

Then a man entered wearing a white coat. He had a stethoscope around his neck.
Uncle Donald said, “If you are looking for the tradesmen, they are right down that corridor over there.”

TEACHER
Houston, we have a problem - Little Sam is cracking up.